Handprint Turkeys…

 

I bought a 22 lb turkey today. Not for Thanksgiving but because they were on sale… I will pick up one more before the week is through. I need to get some stuff out of my freezer first.

I cook turkey dinner more than the average person. If I didn’t hate bumper stickers, I would have one that says I heart turkey.

Here is how I cook a turkey…

Helpful links:

Turkey thaw time

Although I have never used these bags for brining, I will next time. It will fit in my fridge better and ziploc bags don’t leach poison:) I’m sure they are in most grocery stores.

I think I would put the turkey and brine in the bag and then in a larger plastic container in case it leaks in any way. Do what you need to do…

Brine  (10-15 lb bird)

  • 1 cup sea salt
  • 1/2 gal veggie broth
  • 1/2 gal real apple cider
  • 1 tlbsp  pepper
  • 1 tablespoon crushed dried rosemary or fresh
  • 1 tablespoon dried sage or fresh
  • 1 tablespoon dried thyme or fresh
  • 3 cayenne peppers
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 orange (sliced)
  • 1 gal very iced water

In a large stock pot, combine veggie broth, salt and spices. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally until salt is dissolved. Remove from heat, add  cider and oranges. Cool to room temperature.

  • If you’re using fresh herbs, you can throw the stems in whole. Add the rosemary and bay leaf at the beginning.  Add the sage and thyme after the salt is dissolved and you turn the heat off . Stir for an extra five minutes before you add the cider. Cool to room temperature.

Combine the brine and ice water in a large enough (bpa free) container to hold 2-4 gal of liquid plus a turkey. I usually cook as big of a turkey as I can find. 22-25 lbs. I double this recipe.

Place the thawed turkey (with innards removed) breast side down in brine. Make sure it’s completely immersed in liquid. Cover, and refrigerate or set in cool area if you’re using a cooler for 12 to 24 hours, turn the bird once half way through brining.

Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F. Remove the bird from brine and rinse with cold water. Discard the brine.

Place your turkey in a roasting pan. And prepare your aromatics.

Aromatics

  • 1 onion
  • 1 large celery stalk
  • 1 apple
  • 1 c water
  • rosemary sprig
  • sage sprig

Other things you will need

  • 1 stick of butter
  • 32 or so oz of chicken broth.

 

Add everything but the herbs to a microwave safe bowl and heat on high for 5 minutes. Add steaming aromatics to the birds cavity along with the herb sprigs.

Rub the bird with 1 softened stick of butter. Sprinkle with some red and black pepper. Dump container of chicken broth in the bottom of pan so the drippings don’t burn. I only do this because my turkey roaster has a rack so the bird doesn’t sit on the bottom. It also helps with the gravy process. Throw it uncovered on the lowest rack in your oven for 30 minutes.

After a half an hour insert a (oven safe) meat thermometer into the thickest part of the bird, drop the temperature to 350 and continue roasting.

From now on rely on a meat thermometer. When the inner temp of the white meat reaches 165-170 and the dark meat is 180, take the bird out of the oven. Cover loosely  with a sheet of foil and let rest for around 15 minutes.

Brined turkeys cook on an average of a half-an-hour faster, keep that in mind.

Like I said, I usually cook a big bird and I don’t think it’s taken longer than 2.5 hours.

Rely on your meat thermometer! It is your friend….

In all the times I have cooked turkey, I have never gotten a good picture of the whole bird… oh well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why don’t you name your blog, “your husband has no idea…”

I’m going to continue to photograph fall until the last leaf is covered with snow.

I never get sick of fall; I’m (kinda) never ready for winter… Although I LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas time!

There are things I love about winter but the list is short.

My mum bloomed… I’m so happy!

I want a ginkgo tree someday. I think they are in my top three favorite (non fruit bearing) trees.

Wynn’s dog park..

I love anchovies, so does my husband.

I love caesar salads.

  • 2-4 cloves of garlic
  • 1 lemon
  • 1 can of anchovies
  • 1/2 tsp (or more) cayenne pepper
  • 1/2 tsp (or more) black pepper
  • 2 c parmesan cheese
  • 2 c olive oil

In the food processor or blender (you get a smoother consistency in the food processor) add everything but the cheese and lemon. Add the cheese at the end. Mix until smooth. Start with half the lemon, keep adding if you like it lemony.  Or serve with extra lemon on the side. It looks pretty.

This is a strong dressing, a little goes a long way.

Freeze what you don’t use in ice cube trays. Take a couple out as needed.

I got a crown on 11-11-11.

I don’t know how I feel about the dentist… I don’t hate or fear them like a lot of people. I don’t think I like them either… Anything more than a cleaning gives me the willies.

I had to capture my hillbilly twin though, pure class.

I’ll give whomever names this movie a prize.

I left and went to the beach, my day was all uphill from there.

I want to hang out with these people and drink cider on their porch.

My amaryllis…

I’m so excited to have a flower bloom in my house, especially this time of year.

Dear Robert,

I hope the reason you don’t need your sign anymore is because you found a home:)

p.s. you suck for littering.

11:11

 

Eleven is my favorite number. And on 11-11-11 my day was perfect.

Ever since I was little I notice 11:11. Either time or just a string of ones.  My husband signed our marriage certificate at 11:11. When we closed the gates after our wedding, the time on the clock when we got back in the car was 11:11… That’s how I know he’s perfect.

My old jeep’s speedometer turned 111111 driving by the 11 mile marker outside of Powell. Of course I took a picture.

It’s amazing how many times I drove by that old 11 mile marker at 11:11.

No matter what it means, it always makes me smile. 

 

11:14 is another time I always notice. I feel since my favorite number is 11, and my sister’s favorite number was 14, noticing 11:14 is her way of saying hello…

Today I noticed the clock at 11:14…

After dropping an order off in Swampscott, Wynn and I went to the beach. My new favorite beach…

We were the only souls as far as the eye could see. I couldn’t help but feel truly blessed to have a whole beach to myself and my favorite furry companion… for almost an hour.  She wandered freely off her leash. I sat and listened to the waves and appreciated the sun on my face.

It was absolutely breathtaking.

Have you ever been so full of positive energy that it feels like it will come bursting out of the top of your head. Thats how I felt when we left our perfect hour by the water.

One happy dog…  

Happy 11 11 11… I hope it was as fantastic of a day for you as it was for me.

 

 

Pirate Radio…

I’m usually able to kick a migraine in a day…. Not the case this time.  I have been working on my computer in 8 minute increments for almost a week now.

90% of the things on my to-do list involve me being on the computer.

I am behind.

Today I said F-it! I need to get some stuff done! I will not think about my crooked back and neck.

Soooo, I’m watching “Pirate Radio” and working on what seems like way old news…  A movie that makes you laugh out loud is good for so many ailments.

Our dear friend Kevin was in town from London, I cooked a turkey. Although I love Kevin enough to cook him a turkey when he’s in town… He just got lucky and came to dinner on the right night.

Oh, and  cooked my first apple pie from scratch. It was fabulous! I used honey instead of white sugar. And I added 1 tsp of cinnamon and 1/2 tsp nutmeg.

My favorite part, using one of my grandmothers pie pans…

Latice seemed too ordinary for this household, so I used ninjas.

Halloween and Gorefest go hand in hand.

We went with A&R (and his sisters) on a harbor cruise for Halloween. Fun! The weather worked out better for the half dressed twenty-somethings that just wanted to hang inside and dance. I wanted to be outside looking at the city from the water. No go, it was like an episode of Deadliest Catch.

So we joined the goddesses in bustiers…

And we got our first snow…

We got up in the morning and drove to New Jersey to see the fam… Long over due trip.

Oh my gosh I love J’s grandma! I got so lucky with my in-laws…

The last sugar pea of the season. And it was tasty.

I love my new yoga bag. Organic, so it doesn’t smell like it has been sitting in an exhaust pipe. It’s just perfect!

HA! I so remember making these when I was in grade school… The only time I’ve been entertained by litter.

Happy November everyone!!! It’s my favorite…

We’ll be younger in the morning…

These are in the Maverick station, I stare at them while waiting for the T… a lot.

I would love to live back then… sigh.

I canned for the first time!

Eight jars of apple butter. It’s pretty damn amazing!

Apple Butter:

  • 15 lbs of apples peeled and chopped small
  • 4 cups of apple cider
  • 2 cups honey
  • 2 cups packed brown sugar
  • 3 tblsp cinnamon
  • 3 tsp nutmeg
  • 3 tsp ground clove
  • 2 tsp allspice

Adjust recipe depending on the type of apples you use; less sugar for sweeter apples. My apples were pretty tart.

Put apples and cider in stock pot, bring to a boil and reduce to simmer with the lid on. Stir every fifteen minutes or so. Boil apples down (takes a awhile) until all the chunks are gone.  Stir in the spices and sweet stuff.  Leave the lid off and continue to boil liquid out. Remember to stir often.

Wait until it starts to get thick to taste test, flavors intensify as the liquid boils out.

I found this helpful…    “Remove a spoonful and hold it away from steam for 2 minutes. It is done if the butter remains mounded on the spoon. Another way to determine when the butter is cooked adequately is to spoon a small quantity onto a plate. When a rim of liquid does not separate around the edge of the butter, it is ready for canning.”  website

Finish up with a hand blender to make it smooth.

This process took about 12 hours so plan a time when you’re going to be home all day.

Spoon hot apple butter into sterile jars and lightly tighten lids. They will seal as they cool… Brilliant!

I went to a metering workshop Saturday at Harvard… I’ve never really walked around there, kinda cool.

We have a friend that’s a vegetarian, I love it when they come over and I can experiment with new dishes.

Vegetarian French Onion Soup:

  • Four to six large onions thinly sliced (mandoline)
  • 1 stick of butter
  • 1 heaping tblsp flour
  • 2 quarts vegetable broth
  • 1/2 bottle red wine
  • black pepper to taste
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 2 cayenne peppers
  • 2 fresh sprigs of thyme

Melt butter in a large pot, add onions. Cook down until the onions caramelized. Stir in flour. Add the liquids first, then the rest of the ingredients. Let it simmer down (with the lid off) for about  30-45 min.

Cut up a baguette and stick in the oven until they turn into large round croutons. Pile Gruyere (preferred) or Swiss cheese on top of the croutons and stick back in the oven until melted. Add two or three to the top of each bowl of soup.

This is a large recipe (I needed to use up a lot of onions). It easily serves 10, or enough to freeze.

I had a shoot at a beach in Swampscott the other day. It may be my new favorite beach…

Wynn loved it because it was sandy and not rocky like the one we usually go to…

We met Wynn’s crush out on our walk today. She acts so different when she’s around this particular dog… Makes me laugh.

One of my besties, King, sent me a hydrangea in the mail last spring. It’s still blooming… amazing!

It makes me smile every time I look at it.

Happy Tuesday Loves!

Blast from the Past…

I haven’t cheated once in 35 weeks.

This week I’m cheating… I just had so much going on this past week, (and lack of things catching my eye) I only took a handful of pictures.

How many pictures in a handful…? That particular unit of measure doesn’t really work in this case. You can have a stack of 500 pictures that’ll still fit in your hand… How many digital files in a handful?

Some images from this last week and some from much before that… 

A couple of you have seen a few of these before, and some I know have but your minds are slipping so you get to see them for the first time… again.

Squash soup:

I used this recipe. A. B. is my go to on recipes… I love him.

I used one acorn squash and one butternut squash. And I added red peppers to make it spicy…

We went to the water twice this week, I feel recharged. Even though we will die if anything crazy happens with the oceans; I love love love living near the water.

The first fall I lived in VA was pretty amazing…

Old college assignments I ran across today. I remember every detail about all these shots.

Sigh…

I miss school so much. What an absolutely fantastic time…

Happy Tuesday Loves!

Fat and Happy, Lizards on Leashes…

I’m not feeling too chatty today.

No, I’m not sad. I just don’t feel like writing…

Plus my photoshop is being such an asshole thus totally messing up my work flow.

J went in for stage two of his outline. It is looking so great!

Apple picking, how very fall…

What to do with twenty pounds of apples…?

Not much on looks but they taste fantastic! And organic, my favorite.

Apple fruit leather…

Oh, and I made kale chips. I read somewhere that you shouldn’t cook kale at higher than 118 degrees or it looses most of it’s nutrients. So rather than baking them in the oven, I dehydrated them. They don’t get crunchy but they do get dry and still taste great.

First I remove the stems (and juice them, not that it has anything to do with this) then cut the leaves into smaller pieces and put them in a very large bowl. Pour about two to three tblsp olive oil  over the top and keep mixing with your hands until coated. Then add whatever seasoning you like. I used season salt and red pepper.

Put on dehydrator racks and set to 115. Takes about 6 or so hours.

Doesn’t look too different after it’s dried…

The neighbors have lizards, Tatsu and Georgia, that they keep on leashes when they’re in the front of the house sunning themselves on the sidewalk. Makes me laugh…

Wynn got a new harness. It’s suprisingly difficult finding a harness for a girl dog. Most of them are way too girlie, so not Wynn. And the rest of them are just ugly, or designed by an idiot. Etsy saves the day again. I love this shop.

I like our choice… 

“Fat and Happy” a yearly event put on by two marvelous people for the sole purpose of bringing friends together to eat fantastic food made with ingredients from their garden… Brilliant!

One of our fantastic hosts!

Happy almost Wednesday Loves!

One of those weeks…

Ya know when the stars align and life seems to start working smoothly… I’m having that right now.

Lucky me! I’m going to ride that wave as long as the powers that be allow it.

Chicken Tortilla Soup…

  • 64oz chicken broth
  • meat from a whole chicken (cooked and chopped up)
  • 1 large yellow onion (diced)
  • 1 big can (30oz) diced tomatoes
  • 4 sm cans (15oz)tomato sauce
  • 1 tiny can tomato paste
  • 1/2 cup cumin
  • 2 tsp black pepper
  • 2 tsp cayenne pepper (to taste)
  • 1 can of corn
  • 1 can of black beans
  • crushed tortilla chips and cheese for the top

Put chicken broth, all tomato stuff and onions in a large stock pot; stir together and bring almost to a boil. Add everything else and let simmer for an hour. Stir occasionally. Or throw the works in a crock pot. You will have to scale  down.

This makes a big batch, I freeze most of it.

It’s amazing how getting a foot of hair cut off can make you feel like a new person…

Goodbye long hair, it’s not likely I’ll ever see you again.

I like that I have a hairdresser. For well over a decade I have been getting my hair cut from whatever stylist that had 20 minutes to spare in whatever salon I was working in. I didn’t care as long as they came close, I could always fix it later.

Wendy exceeds my expectations. Plus she’s hilarious.

I love this upholstery… 

I’m not really sure what message this skeleton is trying to get across…

Me too…

My mum has buds on it!!

I brought it home, replanted it and all the blooms fell off. But It still looked nice so I left it alone. And now it is going to bloom again, I’m so excited!

It’s good to know that if I get bored with yoga I can always run up to the third floor and learn how to be a stripper…

Could you imagine washing windows on a building like this?

Of course the guy at the bottom holding the ropes is smoking a cigarette and texting.

I made Wynn dog treats…

  • 1 cup finely shredded chicken
  • 1/2 cup finely shredded kale
  • 2 tblsp applesauce

Stir together in a bowl and put whatever size balls will work best for your dog on a dehydrator tray. Dehydrate until dry but not crumbly . I want to say it took a good 6 ish hours to dehydrate these. It really depends on the size. I keep most of them in the freezer, I’ll take ten or so out at a time and keep them in the fridge.

I think I’ll make ones half this size for her next time…

I went to a little workshop the other day on canon flash. I’m unbelievably ecstatic to say,  I finally understand flash…

Ian, my new hero, teaches classes on all different aspects of  photography. I signed up for three more in the next two weeks. I’m gitty I found him.

Our model…

I photographed one year old twin girls the other day, Annika and Cailyn. I had so much fun with them…

Me and mom were both sweating by the time the shoot was over, chasing two babies is a workout.

Happy Tuesday Loves!

One down, fifty-sum to go…

On a perfect Montana fall day a year ago, I married my Mr. Right…

The very best part was having all of our friends and family around to celebrate with us… When else in life does everyone come to you? Besides your funeral, and you don’t get to really enjoy that.

I want to do it again… It was too much fun!

We started off the morning with year old pumpkin coffee cake. Alanna’s right, it is a fun tradition. It didn’t taste that bad either.

I’m glad its out of my freezer. Fresh coffee cake from now on!

We headed to Maine.  Good food, good company, and sauntering…

We stopped at Roberts Maine Grill in Kittery on the way up. Last time we ate there was during a snow storm, it was fabulous then also.

The atmosphere is bright and airy, tons of windows. The staff is friendly. And they buy local whenever they can… I like that.

I love this color mum, it’s the color my grandma grew… 

We stayed at a B&B in Freeport. A town that is known for outlet shopping and a 24hr LL Bean… bizarre.

The weather was beautiful, a little on the hot side during the day but because of that we were able to sit outside for dinner and not freeze.

We dined at a restaurant that was about 300 yards from our door, dressed in our wedding clothes. I love love love that we can do that.

We sat forever; it was so peaceful.  We tried a little of everything on the menu.

Then, cracked a bottle of champagne and sat out on the lawn and listened to the leaves fall.

I want a yard full of fruit trees, or neighbors who will give me theirs.

We stopped in Portland on our way home. Way cool town!

I wanted to say longer but it was like 90 and we were kinda hungover. We’ll go back.

Pretty…

Back to real life…

Actually, our real life is pretty fantastic also. I am so very thankful.

I had yoga in a room I’d never been in before, of course I perched next to the window.

I made soup!!

I am a soup lover! To me, making soup is up there with lighting pumkin-ie/cinnamon candles and decorating for fall. There is a specific time, and it can’t be rushed.

I will eat soup in a restaurant all year long, but I only make it during certain months.

I’ll post a recipe soon…

I am drying basil at the moment, and another batch of peppers.

My garden is nearing the end…  

My tomatoes are done, not that they ever were. I have about 25 peppers total still left on the plants. Basil is looking sad and chewed on. My second planting of peas will be ready in about a week, yum!

So excited for next year! I’m ready for a break though.

Happy Tuesday Loves! Go fourth and kick leaves…

Hot Peppers and Raw Fish…

What a great week!

I actually feel like I’m getting what I want done, done.

I got my bgirard photography blog up with the help of Andee and Rudy. I love having web designing friends that will come help me for the bargain price of dinner. You guys are the best!

I will post a link when I actually get more than one post up. That would be next week’s project…

After I get done with this post, J and I are fall cleaning the house, YAY! Meaning I get my fall decorations out when we tackle the storage closet.

I went out to pick my peppers and found all these dead flies stuck to the leaves. My friend Matt said that is the plants defense. Go pepper plant!

I dried peppers for the first time, worked like a dream.

The Sam Adams Harvest collection is sooo fantastic! I highly recommend.

I’m not the biggest fan of black ales or stouts but (one more reason I love him) my husband diggs them. Win win!

This beer tastes like Halloween… try one, you’ll see what I mean.

I also made pesto this week. The temperature has been dropping at night, it would break my heart if I lost my basil.

Here is my basic recipe… Of course I don’t follow it exactly, then again I never do.

  • 4 cups fairly packed (rinsed) basil leaves.  Use a salad spinner or you’ll end up with watery pesto.
  • 3/4 c olive oil
  • 3-6 large garlic cloves (depending on your taste)
  • 3/4 c parmesan cheese
  • 1/2 c nuts (optional) I think you can use most any nut. I used almonds because I had them already.

Throw it all in the food processor and give it a spin… I usually start with the garlic, nuts and 1/2 the oil. Add the basil and the rest of the oil, then the parmesan cheese.

Put it in any sort of freezing container, ice cube trays and cupcake pans work great. Put them in the freezer for several hours.

Take them out when they are frozen solid, run the underneath of whatever pan under hot water for a couple seconds to loosen, and pop them out with a knife. Put them in a gallon sized freezer bag and trow them back in your freezer.

Enjoy all winter long…

We went out last night with friends for sushi, always a good idea…

She’s such a lover…

Happy Tuesday Loves!