Rooting around in a deep freeze with wet fingernails should be an olympic sport.

Right on top, the 23lb turkey I didn’t bother to put in the right spot when I threw it in there…

Not one ding!

I wonder what the uniforms would be….? It would be like ice skating, only no sequins or flesh colored lycra.

I vote 1950’s Stepford wife garb…

I won’t be posting again until Wednesday night… see you then.